nightclubbing
never stop the action, keep it up
never stop the action, keep it up
Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼
It’s very relaxed up at the North Pole ever since the top demands for toys changed from handcrafted to mass produced. Most of the elves are in “qualify control” these days (very important to check those video games for violence, y’know), and Santa and Mrs. Claus are basically reindeer farmers most of the year.
Then, in late autumn, Santa checks his list.
He checks it twice.
He checks it a third time, and then he calls Mrs. Claus over to the computer, because clearly he’s messed something up and deleted something he shouldn’t have. Mrs. Clause waves him out of the chair, sits down, and starts checking the settings.
She goes very, very still.
i open twitter and the first thing i see
we all have aspirations :-) you’ll get there someday!
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